Fat Momma

Robert Farrar Capon writes:

Children love fat mothers.  They like them because while any mother is a diagram of place, a picture of home, a fat one is a clearer diagram, a greater sacrament.  She is more there. I can think of no better wish to all the slender swans of this present age than to propose them a toast: May your husbands find you as slim as they like; your children should always remember you were fat.

~Bed and Board: Plain Talk About Marriage, p 66

No way I’m adding anything to this.

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About Steven Wedgeworth

Steven Wedgeworth is the pastor of Christ Church in Lakeland, FL. He is also a founder and general editor of The Calvinist International. A graduate of Reformed Theological Seminary (Jackson, MS), a full-time minister, and occasional classical school teacher, Steven lives in Lakeland, FL with his wife, son, and daughter.

3 thoughts on “Fat Momma

  1. This reminds me of the old, bad joke:

    How do you add 100 pounds to a Mexican woman?

    You marry her.

    My mother is not fat, but my deceased grandmother was full figured and diabetic (and still cooked her beans with lard, yum!). Gosh, I miss her…

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